LinkedIn Hook Bank

Generate 20 LinkedIn post hooks for [NICHE/TOPIC].

Mix of:
- Personal story starters ("I got fired..." "Three years ago...")
- Contrarian takes ("Everyone says X. I disagree.")
- Lessons learned ("After X years in Y, here's what I know:")
- Observation hooks ("I've noticed something...")
- Question hooks ("Why do we still...?")
- Confession hooks ("Unpopular opinion:" "Hot take:")

Keep hooks under 15 words. Make them impossible to scroll past.