Bulk Bug Triage Assistant

Help me triage and prioritize this batch of bugs.

BUG LIST:
1. [Bug 1: Title — brief description]
2. [Bug 2: Title — brief description]
3. [Bug 3: Title — brief description]
4. [Bug 4: Title — brief description]
5. [Bug 5: Title — brief description]

RELEASE DATE: [When we ship]
AFFECTED AREAS: [Which features/screens]

For each bug, recommend:
1. Severity: P0-Blocker / P1-Critical / P2-Major / P3-Minor / P4-Trivial
2. Priority: Fix now / Fix this sprint / Fix next sprint / Backlog
3. Rationale: Why this severity and priority
4. User impact: How many users affected, how badly
5. Workaround available: Yes/No

Then provide:
- Recommended fix order
- Bugs that must be fixed before release (release blockers)
- Bugs safe to ship with (acceptable risk)
- Bugs that might be duplicates or related